Travel hell
Such is the hell of travel in the post-Covid world that Pissed-off Toff is tempted to never move from home ever again. I was recently asked to help a certain … Keep Reading
No longer a sucker
In which Pissed-off Toff is once again held to ransom by a crooked trader … but this time, to his considerable surprise, emerges victorious. The sucker For ages I had … Keep Reading
Trust me, my friend – I’m a professional
A picaresque tale in which Pissed-off Toff is held to ransom … The other day, on a street in central London, I was mugged for the first time in my … Keep Reading
Eton reunion – is one a failure?
Pissed-off Toff recently received an invitation to a grand Eton reunion dinner. This has prompted some soul-searching. I write in the darkest hours of the night. In front of me … Keep Reading