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An absolute poppet A story about Paul Dacre, editor of The Daily Mail

Amazon – the Artful Predator

Prince Andrew and the Diamond Necklace Affair

Autumn – the season of slipping up The pavements of the metropolis become dangerous in the autumn

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The BAFTA awards and the tedium of ‘diversity’

Mary Beard – a polemical review A review of Meet the Romans, a mini-series presented by the awful Mary Beard

Black, white, and the BBC – what price the truth? Pissed-off Toff reviews a ‘colour-blind’ doc-drama broadcast by the BBC

Brexit no. 1 … circa 410 AD

Brexit – a killer of friendships

Kathy Burke should be burned at the stake

Busy One of Pissed-off Toff’s least favourite words is ‘busy’

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Catch me if you can The dangers posed to pedestrians by feral cyclists

China: a virus, a scam, and an act of lunacy … in which, among other things, Pissed-off Toff explains the workings of a clever Chinese scam

Jeremy Corbyn the next PM? Take your money and run

Customer service, Sainsbury’s style

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Diary 1, late July 2019

Diary 2, mid-August 2019

Diary 3: Could the monarchy survive inside the EU?

‘Diversity’? So where are the white people?

Drinkers like me

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An encounter with the spirit world … in the shape of floating pale orbs

The Enigma of Kidson A review of the biography of the renowned Eton schoolmaster

Et in Arcadia ego A review of Simon Reeve’s awful TV documentary about Greece

Eton reunion – is one a failure? Ahead of the next grand Old Boys dinner at Eton, Pissed-off Toff ruminates

Extinction Rebellion – the madness is only relative

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Fluke scoop – the origin of the Coronavirus

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Glastonbury … or Nuremberg? Pissed-off Toff bemoans the virtue-signalling conformity and group-think of the Glastonbury Festival

The Great Fire of London – steer well clear A dismal historical documentary reviewed

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Hail Boris! But not necessarily Stanley … Pissed-off Toff feels that a little bit of Johnson père goes a long way

‘Hamilton’ and ‘The Apprentice’ A review of two popular shows

How can The Spectator get Eton so wrong?

Hysteria and hyperbole – the hallmarks of the modern world Terrified by a never-ending succession of baseless scare stories, the modern world has taken leave of its senses

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‘Islamophobia’ – a crime in the making?

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Just ‘cos someone asks a question … Pissed-off Toff hates Jeremy Hunt

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Language – like – evolves? The use of the now-universal filler-word ‘like’

Lockdown Diary (1) – the first day of a new Police state

Lockdown Diary (2) – 25-29 March

Lockdown Diary (3) – 31 March to 1 April

Lockdown Diary (4) – 2-5 April

Lockdown Diary (5) – 6-9 April

Lockdown Diary (6) – 10-15 April

Lockdown Diary (7) – 16-18 April

Lockdown Diary (8) – 19-21 April

Lockdown Diary (9) – 22-26 April

Lockdown Diary (10) – 27 April to 3 May

Lockdown Diary (11) – 4-10 May

Lockdown Diary (12) – 11-17 May

Lockdown Diary (13) – 18-25 May – the lockdown breaks down

Lockdown Diary (14) – 26 May to 3 June – final bumper edition

The lockdown is a crime

London abandoned, in photographs (1)

London abandoned, in photographs (2)

Loser In which Pissed-off Toff considers another of his least favourite words

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“Madder than ever!!” A snobbish story

‘Man-made climate change’ – the biggest delusion of all?

‘Man-made climate change?’ It’s the religious instinct gone mad.

Migration? Or invasion??

Mobiles 1 A short story about smartfone addiction

My very own Boris story … and a moral A true Boris story, told for the first time

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Never apologise … especially to peasants

A new flag for the EU

Noise 1 A brief overview of the various noises that afflict the inhabitants of London

Noise 2 What is it about some noises that make them unbearable?

Noise 3 An altercation about electronic noise on a train turns nasty

Noise 4 Music in bars and restaurants

Noise 5: A better life for all … at zero cost

Now who does he remind me of? Ah yes! It’s Boris!! In which we note the startling similarity between Boris Johnson and Robert Morley

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Oligarchs are good for you!

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Parasite: a review

Prelude XXI by Bach … aka the Bugger-bugger prelude Pissed-off Toff plays one of his favourite Bach preludes

A prelude, by Bach, to the impending ruination Before we allow the Coronavirus to ruin us, Pissed-off Toff plays the organ in York Minster

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Quiz – a tenner for the right answer

Quiz – the answer

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Reciprocity – the rules of entertaining

The Riot Club A review of the film of that name

Rory – more Taliban than Tory? Pissed-off Toff takes a look at Rory Stewart

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A Silly email? Off to jail! The hazards of firing off ill-considered emails

William Sinclair – a picaresque life reviewed

A Solution to homelessness? The Black Death

Southern Railway – market leaders … of a sort

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This green advert makes me see red There’s no getting away from ‘diversity’ and the ‘man-made-global-warming’ myth

The Transgender debate – welcome to dystopia

Two royal documentaries … and two unintended consequences Pissed-off Toff reviews two TV documentaries – one about Harry & Megan; the other about Prince Andrew

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The Vegans have landed

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Who wants to be human?

Why does one drink?

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