Three cheers for Meghan Markle???
In which Pissed-off Toff analyses the widespread hatred of Meghan Markle; considers his own particular aversion to her physical appearance; and suggests that we enjoy her sheer ghastliness more than … Keep Reading
Angela Merkel’s bum – and the death of fun
As we witness the death of fun in our increasingly ugly and puritanical world, Pissed-off Toff offers some light relief in the shape of Angela Merkel’s bum … As my … Keep Reading
Quiz 3 (The Serpent) – the answer
Pissed-off Toff provides the answer to the question he set in Quiz 3. Here is the answer to the question that I set in Quiz no. 3, which you can … Keep Reading
Quiz 3: The Serpent … and Boris
In this third edition of his quiz series, Pissed-off Toff poses a question concerning the plot of The Serpent (£20 reward by post for the best and briefest answer) … and … Keep Reading
Quiz 2: the answer
In which Pissed-off Toff provides the answer to his second quiz and names the winner. In the second edition of my quiz, I asked readers whether they knew of any bona … Keep Reading
Quiz 2: Twenty quid for the answer
In this second edition of his quiz series, Pissed-off Toff offers a life-changing twenty-pound note, posted first class, in return for the answer (if it exists) to an interesting question. … Keep Reading
Now who does he remind me of? Ah yes! It’s Boris!!
With Parliament in convulsions over Brexit, Pissed-off Toff offers some much-needed light relief on the political front. As Brexit crawls in agony towards its conclusion, and as our country witnesses … Keep Reading
Never apologise … especially to peasants
Well, the title says it all, doesn’t it? I have a friend who lives on his estate somewhere south of the Humber, whom I love like a brother, and who … Keep Reading
My very own Boris story … and a moral
Pissed-off Toff tells a true Boris story which has never yet reached the public domain … and which contains its own moral. Once upon a time, when I was an … Keep Reading
Customer service, Sainsbury’s style
The cheek of a Sainsbury’s employee left Pissed-off Toff more amused than annoyed. A few days ago I was due to have an elderly friend to dinner. Knowing that her … Keep Reading