Diary

In a rare moment of goodwill, Pissed-off Toff wishes his readers a very Happy Christmas. Dear readers, Thank you for following Pissed-off Toff over the last year. I can’t say … Keep Reading

A brief foray into the streets of London followed by a drink with an elderly neighbour with dementia remind Pissed-off Toff that our world is becoming darker by the day. … Keep Reading

After being mugged on the streets of London, Pissed-off Toff contemplates a sense of alienation which is almost complete. On the first night of this second lockdown, I was mugged. … Keep Reading

In the latest instalment of his diary, Pissed-off Toff worries that he is going mad … and denounces Boris Johnson as a common criminal. As the world goes mad, and … Keep Reading

Pissed-off Toff rants about assorted topics, but is relieved to come across a TV series in which, for once, there are no black actors. I have two bank accounts, one … Keep Reading

In this mid-October edition of his diary, Pissed-off Toff fears that our national suicide is sending him mad; reflects on the abolition of sex outside an ‘established relationship’; and wonders … Keep Reading

Pissed-off Toff decides on the future direction of his blog. And he launches a regular diary, as a bad-tempered weekly fixture. MANIFESTO I have been thinking about the way forward … Keep Reading

Emerging from his enforced solitude on the Spring Bank Holiday, Pissed-off Toff observes the entire population of London happily flouting the lockdown. MONDAY 18 MAY One of the few consolations … Keep Reading

Increasingly isolated by the lockdown, increasingly aware of the havoc that lies ahead, and increasingly worried about his own circumstances, Pissed-off Toff finds that his mood darkens still further. MONDAY … Keep Reading