Boris Johnson and the art of lying
Pissed-off Toff explores Boris Johnson’s shameless use of dishonest rhetoric, and concludes that he is a natural born liar. “I can’t bear to see him on the telly any more,” … Keep Reading
Captain ‘Sir’ Tom Moore was a dreary old fraud
Pissed-off Toff contemplates the spectacle of a nation in thrall to an insignificant dullard who is now hailed as a national hero … and draws his conclusions. At 8 o’clock … Keep Reading
Only 100,000 coronavirus deaths? I want more.
Pissed-off Toff draws attention to the fact that the coronavirus is a relatively trivial phenomenon … and suggests that what we need is a proper plague that will kill very … Keep Reading
The battle for the soul of Eton
As the headmaster of Eton publicly reveals himself to be a ‘woke’ tyrant, Pissed-off Toff fears for the direction in which the world’s most famous school is heading. It was … Keep Reading
What harm has this Eton beak done?
Sacked from Eton, Matthew Mowbray faces crucifixion for a series of sex-related offences. Pissed-off Toff questions the justness of the fate that awaits him. In a vague and general way, … Keep Reading
Harry ’n’ Meghan: the poodle and the harpy
Pissed-off Toff takes a closer look at Harry ’n’ Meghan’s pronouncements about alleged ‘structural racism’ in modern Britain, and asks what lies behind claims which are both false and inflammatory. … Keep Reading
Black is the new white
Pissed-off Toff compares the vigorous policing of the all-white anti-lockdown rally in London on Saturday 26 September with the acquiescent police presence at the far bigger Black Lives Matter rally, … Keep Reading
Boris – Bingo Little or Benito Mussolini?
In which Pissed-off Toff demolishes, line by line, the recently broadcast ‘address to the nation’ by Boris Johnson. He appeared on our screens at 8pm on Tuesday of last week, … Keep Reading
Boris Johnson – clown, fraud and tyrant
Pissed-off Toff’s disenchantment with Boris Johnson is complete. The one time I have ever seen Boris Johnson in the flesh was when I was in my last year at Eton … Keep Reading
The Ruination of Britain – then and now
Pissed-off Toff argues that if the end of Roman Britain came as a slow death, the ruination of modern Britain is an act of suicide. Traditionally, Roman Britain came to … Keep Reading